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发表于2024-05-18
Disorder in the Court pdf epub mobi txt 電子書 下載 2024
Sit back and enjoy a collection of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, where defendants and plaintiffs, lawyers and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to produce memorably insane comedy. The Court: "The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?" Defendant: "No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens."
never ask "how stupid you are?" some people will take that as a challenge
評分學會瞭一些關於法律的英文單詞是最大的收獲
評分就挑齣來的那幾句比較好笑。所以為什麼會有這些問題?律師在爭取時間?
評分和之前那個“法庭搞笑實錄”熱帖相比,冷靜剋製也真實地多,嚴肅搞笑路綫。就是"Say sth." "Sth."梗齣現次數太多瞭……
評分never ask "how stupid you are?" some people will take that as a challenge
Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
Disorder in the Court pdf epub mobi txt 電子書 下載 2024