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发表于2024-11-05
Shit My Dad Says pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2024
'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
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评分Not so hilarious. Not at all...more about fatherhood and affection and growing up
评分通篇画面感十足!剧集不成功因为这只能是通过文字营造起来的笑话,怎么会有人天天shit挂在嘴边啊,而且词性转变起来完全畅通无阻!作者其实更像是一个很理解笑点的观众,一个笑话介绍人。但是另一面,读着他的成长故事还是觉得温馨和感动,尤其是最后一章。不知道他的哥哥怎么样。PS,虽然是被甩搬回老爹家才开始写作,但是写作这本书一定是全程充满了笑声!
评分有的挺逗有的很有道理有的就是这人怎么这么爱发飙。。。
评分剽神一样存在的爹啊
买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
评分#書# 被批評總是自虐看黑暗無底的書,決定改過自新,要以一黑一白一黃的頻率來挑書!這本《sh*t my dad says》簡直笑出眼淚,絕對是ridiculously hilarious! 兒子把老爸經典言語放上twitter,贏得3百多萬個追隨者,甚至拍成電視!這決定不僅僅因為老爸毒舌絕句連綿,而是笑過...
评分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛,大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you,姥资就写这么短了 ,不要再提醒我了 bullshit!
评分看了剧集以后一直很纠结要不要找书来看,因为担心书可能会很俗套很无聊。最后忍不住还是读了,没想到一口气看了半本,非常的轻松,的确搞笑,虽然我的朋友说如果这本书要改编成儿童版,就会变成全本bleep, 不过还是觉得老爸蛮可爱,蛮智慧,儿子蛮幸福。
评分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛,大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you,姥资就写这么短了 ,不要再提醒我了 bullshit!
Shit My Dad Says pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2024