After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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智慧型与事业型的父亲给孩子一种榜样的作用，将耳朵叫醒，但这老爸另类的教育方式也很让人着迷。我们就需要这样明快的美式幽默好不好！感觉没什么能够难得倒他的，生活需要这样劲爆的幽默啊。 沉闷的中国人，就应该看看这样的书。屌丝儿子与疯狂老爸的故事，让人开怀。每个小...
评分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想，先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
评分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想，先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
评分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛，大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you，姥资就写这么短了 ，不要再提醒我了 bullshit！
评分From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...
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涂抹上fuck的爱心巧克力，不认可自己是小清新的文艺小清新最爱
评分怜子如何不丈夫……善待自己的父母，做有爱的父母。
评分书中老爸很给力啊。轻松易读。
评分生活琐事，家庭幽默，一个外表严厉内心坚强但带着些许温柔的父亲如何教育儿子！
评分生活琐事，家庭幽默，一个外表严厉内心坚强但带着些许温柔的父亲如何教育儿子！
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