After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
评分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的,粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的,凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。 难怪作者有写剧本的潜质,瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词,这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话,我也不得不说,他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...
评分买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
生活琐事,家庭幽默,一个外表严厉内心坚强但带着些许温柔的父亲如何教育儿子!
评分Great fun easy reading. finish in one day. and i wish i could have one Dad like that. Some philosophy about life you would regret reading it too late in your older life. So read it now.
评分哈哈哈,超好笑了,彪悍的爸爸不需要说明
评分Shit should be a high school textbook
评分After years of reading boring academic papers, we doctoral students often mummer to ourselves “I wish I could crap like those professors”. This time, I would say, “I wish I could shit like that Dad”.
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