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发表于2024-04-27
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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
温暖有趣,但没有剧里的段子那么直击要害
评分书中老爸很给力啊。轻松易读。
评分哈哈,如果我当爹,估计就是这样的~
评分After years of reading boring academic papers, we doctoral students often mummer to ourselves “I wish I could crap like those professors”. This time, I would say, “I wish I could shit like that Dad”.
评分this is a loving sweet and, of course, "ridiculously hilarious" book. you will laugh wildly and get moved.
#書# 被批評總是自虐看黑暗無底的書,決定改過自新,要以一黑一白一黃的頻率來挑書!這本《sh*t my dad says》簡直笑出眼淚,絕對是ridiculously hilarious! 兒子把老爸經典言語放上twitter,贏得3百多萬個追隨者,甚至拍成電視!這決定不僅僅因為老爸毒舌絕句連綿,而是笑過...
评分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想,先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
评分智慧型与事业型的父亲给孩子一种榜样的作用,将耳朵叫醒,但这老爸另类的教育方式也很让人着迷。我们就需要这样明快的美式幽默好不好!感觉没什么能够难得倒他的,生活需要这样劲爆的幽默啊。 沉闷的中国人,就应该看看这样的书。屌丝儿子与疯狂老爸的故事,让人开怀。每个小...
评分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想,先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
评分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛,大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you,姥资就写这么短了 ,不要再提醒我了 bullshit!
Sh*t My Dad Says pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2024