If you’ve ever wondered how to climb the social ladder with grace, how to feel confident in every situation, or even how to make a lasting impression (but not the kind that lands you on the latest “Worst Dressed List”)—Derek Blasberg is here, with quotes and secrets from all the socialites so girls everywhere can learn how to have class.

This hilarious handbook will provide everything you need to know about fashion, socializing, dating, and etiquette. With tons of practical tips and tools for learning to flaunt what you’ve got, dozens of specific how-tos, common no-nos, and huge blunders that even smart girls make, this tongue-in-cheek book will train you to be a lady, and not a tramp!

Derek Blasberg is a fashion features editor at 10 Magazine, has a column in Russian Vogue, and is a frequent contributor to the London Sunday Times, Details, Women's Wear Daily, Another Magazine, Japanese Vogue, Teen Vogue, and Bergdorf Goodman Magazine. He lives in New York City.