Future Gila High freshman Abbey Brooks never thought a hellish day of shopping at the Tucson Mall with her best friend, Kate, could change her life. But when she orders french fries from the flirtatious Hot Dog on a Stick Chick, she gets back more than deep-fried potatoes. Abbey tells no one about her unexpected attraction and tries to get over the weird, happy feeling in her gut, but forgetting the Hot Dog on a Stick Chick proves to be as impossible as avoiding the very lesbian and very insistent players on Gila High's girls' basketball team who want freakishly long-legged Abbey to try out. Considering how much Kate faux-gags when she hears about the girls on the team, Abbey knows better than to tell Kate that Abbey might be one of them too. To avoid any suspicions, she accepts Kate's pinky promise to never join the basketball team, no matter how much taller they get, and to stay as far away from the lesbians as they can. Abbey soon learns, though, that some promises just can't be kept and that girls in uniforms are impossible to resist. A former high-school basketball player and the subject of the documentary film Lady Trojans, Annameekee Hesik is a high-school English teacher. She lives in Santa Cruz, California.