A Conversation with Kathy Griffin:
Q: State your name and profession.
KG: My name is Kathy Griffin, and I am a teller of d**k jokes. And a plumber.
Q: This is your first book. Had you ever considered writing anything before? A novel? Or a work of historical scholarship? Or a children's story?
KG: I had not considered it, because I'd always been told by the nuns at St. Bernadine's that my cursive was poor. A children' s story is an interesting idea. How's this for a title: "Waterboarding Pre-Teens: The Debate is Back On." I have a political side as well.
Q: You seem fairly obsessed with Oprah. Is this something you'll ever outgrow?
KG: I will never outgrow my obsession with Oprah. Just as she will never outgrow her cardigan sweaters. Oops, she already has. Now look, that sounds like a dig, but it's not. It's called a struggle, and I'm on it with her. I support her. (Not as much as she needs those underwire bras to support her, because she's got some serious ropes and pulleys going on there.) The point is, I worship her, and fear her at the same time. And believe me, that' s how she wants it. Don't be fooled.
Q: Did I miss something? Where's Celine Dion in this book?
KG: I didn't write about Celine Dion, only because of my fear of her husband Rene Angelil. I have an unfounded but constant fear that he could be in the French-Canadian mafia. Or have French-Canadian mafia ties, and by ties I don't mean les cravats. And I fear that I may be abducted, whisked away and held prisoner at a charming little brasserie in Montreal, forced to eat multiple Croque Monsieur sandwiches until I confess to knowing the lyrics to every single one of her songs.
Q: What do you think gays should take away from reading this book?
KG: I think the gays should be happy with this book. It talks a lot about being who you are, and I certainly mention a lot of gay people. I would say it definitely has strong gay themes, and the gay community should know that frankly it has been a moral struggle for me to even acknowledge the heterosexual community in this book at all. But I am slowly reaching out an olive branch to the heterosexual community, even though I believe everything they do goes against the teachings of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. But I'm trying not to judge them.
Q: Describe your ideal, make-a-wish day of personal experiences with bats**t celebrities.
KG: Well, it would start with some sort of a fit in the hair-and-makeup trailer on a set. I heard a story that when Sharon Stone was working on "Casino," she got into such a fight with her hairdresser, that after he spent four hours doing this beautiful bouffant hairdo for her, she got up and walked in the sink and put her head underwater. I have no idea if that's true, but I hope it is, cause that's some awesome s**t I would love to see. Then it would go right to lunch, where I could witness an eating disorder. Maybe a Lohan is purging in a bush somewhere with her finger down her throat. Or perhaps there's an Olsen twin on a scale crying because she finally tipped 100. Any outburst over weight I would cherish. Also, it would be great to see an actress have a workload meltdown. So maybe at 2:00 some A-lister saying, "I can't handle this s**t anymore." Because I love when actors can't deal with a normal workday, and they think two in the afternoon is like midnight, so I would love to see somebody storming to their car, exhausted because they've put in a grueling four-hour workday of saying three lines and texting their nanny. Then it's maybe off to an illicit affair. At the top of my wish list would be following a rapper or a football player over to his baby mama's house where a screaming match ensues to the point where someone, maybe me, has to anonymously dial 911, and then I take a couple pictures, and I become an unannounced star witness later at the trial, entering Joan Collins-style in a smashing hat. And then at the end of the day it's a healthy round of clubbing with Janice Dickinson, and then on the way home we go to the Beverly Glen pharmacy and run into Paula Abdul. All three of us secretly take our small white-paper pharmacy bags and put them behind our backs and make uncomfortable small talk.
Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It's also her big chance to score that coveted book club endorsement she's always wanted. Are you there, Oprah? It's me, Kathy.)
Kathy Griffin has won Emmys for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, been nominated for a Grammy, worked and walked every red carpet known to man, and rung in the New Year with Anderson Cooper. But the legions of fans who pack Kathy's sold-out comedy shows have heard only part of her remarkable story. Writing with her trademark wit, the feisty comic settles a few old scores, celebrates the friends and mentors who helped her claw her way to the top, and shares insider gossip about celebrity behavior–the good, the bad, and the very ugly. She recounts the crazy ups and downs of her own career and introduces us to some of the supertalented people she encountered before they got famous (or, in some cases, after fame went to their heads). Word to the wise: If you've ever crossed Kathy Griffin at some point in your life, check the index for your name.
Along the way, Kathy reveals intimate details about her life before and after she made the big time. She opens up about everything from growing up with a dysfunctional family in suburban Illinois to bombing as a young comedian in L.A., from her well-publicized plastic surgery disasters to her highly publicized divorce, and more. Only in this book will you learn how the dinner table is the best training ground for a career in stand-up, how speaking your mind can bite you on the ass and buy you a house, and which people in Kathy's life have taught her the most valuable lessons–both inside and outside the entertainment industry. And as if all that wasn't enough, there are also dozens of exclusive and somewhat embarrassing photos from Kathy's own collection–featuring the diva of the D List herself, with her old nose as well as her new one, plus celebrity friends, foes, frenemies, and hangers-on for you to gawk at.
Refreshingly candid, unflinchingly honest, and full of hilarious "Did she really say that?" moments, Official Book Club Selection will make you laugh until you cry, or just puke up a little bit.
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我必须承认,这本书的结构设计非常巧妙,它不仅仅是一个线性的故事,而是通过多条叙事线索的交织,构建了一个复杂而引人入胜的整体。作者在处理这些线索时,展现出了令人惊叹的技巧,使得每一个故事都能够独立存在,又相互呼应,最终汇聚成一个巨大的、有机的整体。我尤其欣赏作者在制造悬念方面的功力,每一次的转折都来得猝不及防,又合情合理,让我忍不住想要一口气读下去,去揭开层层迷雾。人物之间的关系也描绘得非常到位,那些微妙的情感互动,那些不为人知的秘密,都让故事充满了张力和吸引力。我发现自己常常会在脑海中重构这些人物关系,试图去理解他们行为背后的动机。书中对于某些特定场景的描写,更是达到了出神入化的地步,无论是宏大的自然风光,还是细微的室内陈设,都仿佛在我眼前栩栩如生。这种强大的画面感,让我在阅读时拥有了身临其境的体验。而且,作者在处理某些复杂的情感主题时,也显得非常成熟和睿智,他没有回避人性的阴暗面,也没有过分美化,而是以一种客观而深刻的态度去呈现,这让我对书中的人物和故事有了更深层次的理解。
评分这本书带给我的震撼,不仅仅是故事情节上的,更是精神层面的。作者通过对一系列事件的描绘,深刻地探讨了关于选择、关于责任、关于命运的永恒主题。我常常会代入书中人物的处境,去思考自己在相似的情况下会做出怎样的选择,又会承担怎样的后果。书中的一些情节,尤其是那些关乎重大抉择的时刻,让我反复推敲,思考其中蕴含的哲学意味。作者并没有给出标准答案,而是鼓励读者自己去寻找答案,去形成自己的判断。这种互动式的阅读体验,让我觉得这本书不仅仅是一本书,更像是一位智慧的长者,在与我进行一场深刻的对话。我特别喜欢作者对于环境描写的细致入微,那些能够烘托人物心境、推动情节发展的背景,都被刻画得非常到位。例如,某个阴雨绵绵的下午,某个阳光明媚的清晨,都与人物的情感变化紧密相连,让整个故事更具感染力。这本书也让我对某些社会议题有了新的认识,作者以一种非常温和但又极其有力的方式,将这些议题融入故事之中,引发了我的深入思考。
评分这本书给我的感觉非常特别,它不仅仅是一部小说,更像是一面镜子,映照出我内心深处的一些思考和情感。作者以一种非常个人化、但又具有普适性的方式,探讨了关于成长、关于失去、关于爱的主题。我喜欢作者在文字中所流露出的那种真挚的情感,它让我感受到了作者内心的柔软和力量。我发现,自己在阅读过程中,常常会停下来,去思考书中某些情节对我个人生活的意义,以及它所引发的内心共鸣。我尤其欣赏作者在描绘人物关系时所展现出的那种不动声色的深刻,那些不易察觉的细节,却能够揭示出人物之间复杂而微妙的情感联系。我感觉,这本书不仅仅是在讲一个故事,更是在引导我重新审视自己与周围世界的关系,以及在生命旅程中不断寻找意义的过程。
评分我不得不说,这本书在我心中留下了极其深刻的烙印,它的叙事节奏把握得恰到好处,既有紧张刺激的高潮,也有舒缓细腻的过渡。作者在构建情节时,如同一个技艺精湛的建筑师,将每一个元素都安排得井井有条,最终呈现出一个宏伟而完整的结构。我尤其喜欢作者在处理人物对话方面的技巧,那些看似平淡无奇的对话,却常常蕴含着深意,能够透露出人物的性格、关系以及隐藏的动机。我经常会反复阅读某些对话段落,试图去捕捉那些被忽略的细节。书中的一些转折点,更是出人意料,却又在逻辑上环环相扣,让我在惊叹之余,也不得不佩服作者的构思之精巧。我发现,这本书不仅仅是在讲一个故事,更是在探索人性的复杂性,那些在善与恶、光明与黑暗之间摇摆不定的人物,让我看到了真实的自我。作者对于情感描写的深度也是令人称道的,那些酸甜苦辣、悲欢离合,都被刻画得真实而动人。
评分这本书的魅力在于其叙事结构的独特性,它打破了传统的线性叙事,而是通过一种更加碎片化、多视角的方式,构建了一个引人入胜的故事。作者在处理这些碎片化的信息时,展现出了高超的技巧,让每一个碎片都能够独立存在,又相互补充,最终构成一个完整的、引人深思的画面。我喜欢作者在制造悬念和惊喜方面的能力,每一次的意外转折都让我心跳加速,渴望知道接下来会发生什么。我发现,这本书不仅仅是在讲一个故事,更是在挑战读者的阅读习惯,鼓励读者主动去参与到故事的构建和理解过程中。我尤其欣赏作者对于人物心理描写的深度,那些隐藏在表面之下的情感暗流,那些难以言说的痛苦与挣扎,都被刻画得淋漓尽致,让我对书中人物的命运产生了强烈的共鸣。
评分这本书绝对是我近期读过的最令人印象深刻的作品之一,它以一种近乎令人着迷的方式,将我带入了一个精心构建的叙事世界。从一开始,作者就展现出了非凡的驾驭故事的能力,每一章都仿佛是一幅精心绘制的画卷,色彩鲜明,细节丰富。我特别喜欢作者对于人物心理的细腻描摹,那些隐藏在言语和行动背后的情感纠葛、内心挣扎,都被刻画得淋漓尽致,让我仿佛能够感同身受。主人公的成长历程,从最初的迷茫、困惑,到后来的坚定、勇敢,每一个转变都显得那么自然而有说服力。作者没有简单地给予答案,而是通过角色的经历,引导读者去思考、去体会。书中对社会现象的探讨也十分深刻,虽然没有直接批判,但字里行间流露出的对人性的洞察,足以引发长久的思考。我常常会在阅读过程中停下来,回味作者的一句话,思考它背后可能蕴含的更深层含义。这种沉浸式的阅读体验,让我感觉自己不仅仅是在阅读一个故事,更是在经历一段人生。而且,作者的语言风格也非常独特,既有诗意的优雅,又不失叙事的流畅和力量,使得整本书读起来赏心悦目,充满了艺术的美感。
评分我发现这本书最吸引我的地方在于其对细节的极致追求。作者在构建整个故事世界时,仿佛是一个考古学家,将每一个细节都挖掘得无比透彻,然后以一种令人信服的方式呈现在读者面前。无论是历史的背景、社会的风俗,还是人物的服饰、日常的习惯,都被描绘得细致入微,充满了真实感。这种极致的细节呈现,让我感觉自己仿佛置身于那个时代、那个场景之中,与书中的人物一同经历着故事。我尤其喜欢作者在描写某些场景时所展现出的敏锐观察力,那些被常人所忽略的微小之处,在作者的笔下却焕发出了生命力,并成为推动情节发展的重要线索。我发现,自己不仅是在阅读一个故事,更是在学习一种观察世界的方式。书中对于人际关系的描绘也十分到位,那些复杂而微妙的情感纠葛,那些不易察觉的权力斗争,都被刻画得淋漓尽致,让我对人性有了更深的理解。
评分读完这本书,我深感震撼,因为它以一种前所未有的方式,挑战了我固有的认知和思维模式。作者并非简单地讲述一个故事,而是通过故事,引导读者去反思生命中的一些重大命题。我常常会在阅读过程中,不断地审视自己的价值观和行为准则,试图去理解作者所传达的深层信息。书中对某些社会现象的揭示,虽然没有直接的批判,但其深刻的洞察力足以让人警醒,并引发长久的思考。我特别喜欢作者在塑造人物时所展现出的非凡才能,那些看似平凡的人物,却都在故事中展现出了令人意想不到的深度和力量。他们的选择,他们的困境,都让我反思自己的选择和困境。我发现,这本书不仅是一部文学作品,更像是一次心灵的洗礼,它让我对生活有了更深刻的认识,也对未来充满了更多的思考。
评分我不得不说,这本书是一次令人难忘的阅读体验。作者以其独特的叙事风格和深刻的思想内涵,将我深深地吸引住了。我喜欢作者在刻画人物时所展现出的细腻笔触,每一个角色都有着鲜明的个性和复杂的内心世界,让我能够与他们产生共鸣,甚至为他们的命运而揪心。书中对社会问题的探讨也十分深刻,作者并没有直接给出答案,而是通过故事,引导读者去思考,去反思。我发现,自己在阅读过程中,也在不断地审视自己的价值观和行为准则,试图去理解作者所传达的深层信息。我特别喜欢作者在描写某些场景时所展现出的强大画面感,那些宏大的自然景观,那些细微的人物互动,都仿佛在我眼前栩栩如生,让我拥有了身临其境的体验。
评分这本书的文字功底相当扎实,每一句话都经过了精心的打磨,充满了力量和美感。作者的语言风格独树一帜,既有古典的韵味,又不失现代的活力,读起来令人赏心悦目。我常常会被作者某一句精辟的评论或一段优美的描写所吸引,忍不住停下来反复品味。书中对于某些意象的运用也非常巧妙,它们不仅仅是简单的装饰,更是承载着更深层含义的符号,为整个故事增添了丰富的解读空间。我喜欢作者在塑造人物时所展现出的独特性,每一个角色都有着自己的鲜明个性和独特的命运轨迹。这些角色并非脸谱化的符号,而是有血有肉、有情感、有思想的个体,让我能够与他们产生共鸣,甚至为他们的命运而牵挂。我尤其欣赏作者在描绘人物内心情感时所使用的细腻笔触,那些转瞬即逝的思绪、难以启齿的渴望,都被刻画得栩栩如生。
评分一直觉得自传或是传记很难看,最近看完了james dean传记和kathy的自传,观点立刻改变了
评分一直觉得自传或是传记很难看,最近看完了james dean传记和kathy的自传,观点立刻改变了
评分this woman is a horrible person, most comedians are
评分this woman is a horrible person, most comedians are
评分一直觉得自传或是传记很难看,最近看完了james dean传记和kathy的自传,观点立刻改变了
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