NO W， I" V E G 0 T NO THING against shwoogies in gen-<br >eral. There are good ones and bad ones. Like everybody else. You bust one<br >open， you find out his blood is red like yours. You know what I mean? So<br >this thing I m into has nothing to do with being prejudiced or anything<br >like that. I mean I love their sense of rhythm， you know? Sure， some<br >shmuck hears me say that and figures right away I m Lester Maddox.<br >Bullshit. The fact is they really do have an unbelievable sense of rhythm.<br >It s a fact of life. Everybody knows it. So what the hell is wrong with<br >saying it? That doesn t mean I think they can t do anything else. You<br >know what I mean?<br > When I was twelve years old I could lift a bus-stop stand over my head<br >with one hand. But I could play the piano too and sing first tenor good<br >enough to get the girls to talk to me， you know? I tell you I could watch<br >them dance all night. Like I could watch films of Jimmy Brown s<br >greatest runs or Willie s catches or something like that. They re incredible<br >athletes. I know. I used to be a bigjock in school. I played with them and<br >against them， and they re good， man. Better believe it. Look at baseball<br >now. Football. Basketball. Who are the best players? The shwoogs. Bet<br >your ass. Look at your heavyweight champions. All shwoogies. Tough.<br >Q<br >Q<br ><br >