Every superhero has an Origin. To tell the truth， it’s a little embarrassing. I wasn’t put into a rocket and sent to Earth by my parents just as my home planet exploded. I wasn’t given a special ring by visiting aliens. I wasn’t bitten by a radioactive spider. No， it wasn’t anything nearly so glamorous; my beginnings are quite humble. I was merely the innocent victim of a Horrible Swiffer Accident. Meet Birdie Lee， clerk at Marvel Fine Food and Beverages and an average， middle-aged single mother of two teenagers. Until one ordinary morning when， on the floor of her bathroom， Birdie discovers a Stain of Unknown Origin—a stain so intense that nothing can remove it. When all her attempts fail， Birdie does the unthinkable: She loads her Swiffer with every cleanser she owns， aims， and shoots. Suddenly， Birdie becomes endowed with extraordinary powers. Now Birdie must somehow balance it all—her smug ex and his overachieving new wife; two teenagers and a string of PTA meetings; her own budding romance; and her beloved town of Astro Park， whose very existence is threatened by a mysterious force sneaking its way into every household. A delightful， well-earned escape， Confessions of Super Mom is an amusing vindication of the overlooked everyday heroism that is a woman’s life.