True love is a blissful thing. It gives us goose bumps, turns us upside down, and drives us wild in big ways and little ways, too. In her new book, Crazy About You, author Lorraine Bodger offers 512 of the most deliriously love-struck descriptions of the rapture, the thrill, the total experience of losing your mind over another human being. When you're around I can't catch my breath, and my pulse does a cha-cha-cha; I've seen your high school yearbook picture and I still adore you; Sometimes I just sit beside you late at night and watch you sleep; My previously intelligent and multifaceted conversation has shrunk to one topic: you; You've got me so flustered that I'm losing it: first my appointment book, then my glasses, then my keys, then my checkbook; I don't care a fig if you can't repair the leaky faucet, the sticky shutter, or the wobbly table. You fix me up when I'm falling apart, and that's enough for me. From beginning to end, Crazy About You will delight all lovers with its sassy but sweet survey of this universal condition. It's the perfect gift for Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or any smitten occasion because Crazy About You expresses the giver's head-over-heels adoration and passion. It's the most clever and endearing way to say, "You're the only one for me."

Lorraine Badger is the author and illustrator of Andrews McMeel Publishing titles 511 Things Only Women Understand; 2,001 Ways To Pamper Yourself; For Your Birthday, I Wish; and For You, My Friend, I Wish. She is also the author of more than 15 craft and cookbooks. She lives in New York City.