The definition of a curmudgeon is, a surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered person; a cantankerous fellow. Right on! My definition is somewhat altered. It?s a guy who?s become so fed up with what is happening in the world?especially in government?that he has been driven to become that cantankerous fellow.

The fact that our curmudgeon lies upon a couch makes him even worse. This means that his wife (if he has one?I don?t) must endure the brunt of his ranting. So, while I lean back and lay it on you, just remember: should the need arise, you can always close the book and go have a martini (if you have one?I do).

So, we must ask: who wants to read the rantings of a curmudgeon? Perhaps another curmudgeon (or a misanthrope?the female equivalent of our couch character), that?s who. This cantankerous couple may, in fact, enjoy having their fuel fired so that they may then rant and rave right along with the best of us.

Concerning subject: There are three elements of today?s world warranting a rant. One is the shape of our culture, which covers a lot of territory. Another is our communities?looked around lately? And then there is the biggie?the federal government, which easily merits a book itself. So begins the unforgettable memoir of Bud Miller.