圖書標籤: 趣味 美食 烹飪 英語 藝術/創意/生活 美國文學 雜誌
发表于2024-11-05
Fifty Shades of Chicken pdf epub mobi txt 電子書 下載 2024
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap . “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious .
So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy . Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)— Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.
With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
FL 法勒 F.L. FOWLER
據傳是餐飲業界專傢,法勒是筆名。
寫作本書的起源是某天在綑綁雞隻時,醒悟到為何某部情色小說中很多情節都這麼眼熟。「搞半天,這麼多年來我可是一直都在玩束縛、綑綁,隻不過對象是雞肉!」
最害怕的東西其中之二:
1) 憤怒鳥:「有多少的雞胸因為廚師試著破第20關而被晾在一旁乾掉!」
2)烤雞爐:「那些烤雞就像可憐的花式泳者,整天被翻來轉去的。」
寫作參考wink wink
評分寫作參考wink wink
評分絕對要藏在書櫃最隱秘的地方 好在是全英文的 不然傢長不會相信這是一本料理書
評分小黃雞 ( ´艸` ) 比五十道灰好看多瞭hhhhh
評分小黃雞 ( ´艸` ) 比五十道灰好看多瞭hhhhh
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Fifty Shades of Chicken pdf epub mobi txt 電子書 下載 2024